Welcome M'sier Sit yourself down And meet the best Innkeeper in town As for the rest All of them crooks Rooking the guests And cooking the books Seldom do you see Honest men like me A gent of good intent Who's content to be Master of the House Doling out the charm Ready with a handshake And an open palm Tells a saucy tale Makes a little stir Customers appreciate a bon viveur! Glad to do my friends a favor Doesn't cost me to be nice but nothing gets you nothing Ever I bleed them in the end! Master of the House Quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passerby To pass him by Servant to the poor Butler to the great Comforter, philosopher And lifelong mate Everybody's boon companion Everybody's chaperone But lock up your valises Jesus! Won't I skin ya to the bone! Enter M'sieur Lay down yer load Unlace yer boots And rest from the road This weighs a ton Travel's a curse But here we strive To lighten your purse Here the goose is cooked Here the fat is fried And nothing's overlooked Till I'm satisfied Food beyond compare Food beyond belief Mix it in a mincer And pretend it's beef Kidney of a horse Liver of a cat Filling up the sausages
With this and that Residents are more than welcome Bridal suite is occupied Reasonable charges plus some little extra on the side Charge them for the lice Extra for the mice Two per cent for looking in the mirror twice Here a little slice There a little cut Three percent for sleeping with the window shut When it comes to fixing prices There are lots of tricks to know How it all increases All them bits and pieces Jesus! It's amazing how it grows Master of the House Quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passerby To pass him by Servant to the poor Butler to the great Comforter, philosopher And lifelong mate Everybody's boon companion Gives them everything he's got Dirty bunch of greezers Jesus! What a sorry little lot! I used to dream That I would meet a prince But God Almighty, Have you seen what's happened since? `Master of the house?' Isn't worth me spit! `Comforter, philosopher' - and lifelong shit! Cunning little brain Regular Voltaire Thinks he's quite a lover But there's not much there What a cruel trick of nature Landed me with such a louse God knows how I've lasted Living with this bastard in the house Master of the house. Master and a half! Comforter, philosopher Ah, don't make me laugh! Servant to the poor. Butler to the great. Hypocrite and toady and inebriate! Everybody bless the landlord! Everybody bless his spouse! Everybody raise a glass Raise it up the master's arse. Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house!
lol, so i guess its a pretty good movie, but i think the musical is better..sorry for offending...
So far, my favorite characters are the Thernadiers.....even if..well..they were the bad people or somehtin, but I like how Helena Bonham-Carter acted XD
omg..Marius and Cosette..my feels :""">
~Characters belong to me and ~BeDigital ~Les Miserables belong to Victor Hugo..
why? Why did you cry a bunch? Cryable parts for me: ValJean's redemption/change "LOvely ladies" I dreamed adream (Kind of) Eponine's death Gavroche's death Enjore's death Javert giving Gavroche medal "Empty chairs at empty tables" Javert's death (But not in the new one. In the Liam Neeson as Jean Valjean)
Ok. I said Cryable points. Not cry points. Cry point were this: Empty chairs at empty talbes and Javert giving Gavroche medal. lol sorry. I constantly put random stuff up.
Cryable parts for me: ValJean's redemption/change
"LOvely ladies"
I dreamed adream (Kind of)
Eponine's death
Gavroche's death
Enjore's death
Javert giving Gavroche medal
"Empty chairs at empty tables"
Javert's death (But not in the new one. In the Liam Neeson as Jean Valjean)
I Dreamed a Dream
All of the DEATH
Empty Chairs at Empty Tables
Epilogue
I love little Colette...i mean Cosette XD