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Master of the House ~Les Miserables

Welcome M'sier
Sit yourself down
And meet the best Innkeeper in town
As for the rest
All of them crooks
Rooking the guests
And cooking the books
Seldom do you see
Honest men like me
A gent of good intent
Who's content to be
Master of the House
Doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake
And an open palm
Tells a saucy tale
Makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon viveur!
Glad to do my friends a favor
Doesn't cost me to be nice
but nothing gets you nothing Ever
I bleed them in the end!
Master of the House
Quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passerby
To pass him by
Servant to the poor
Butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher
And lifelong mate
Everybody's boon companion
Everybody's chaperone
But lock up your valises Jesus!
Won't I skin ya to the bone!
Enter M'sieur
Lay down yer load
Unlace yer boots
And rest from the road
This weighs a ton
Travel's a curse
But here we strive
To lighten your purse
Here the goose is cooked
Here the fat is fried
And nothing's overlooked
Till I'm satisfied
Food beyond compare
Food beyond belief
Mix it in a mincer
And pretend it's beef
Kidney of a horse
Liver of a cat
Filling up the sausages

With this and that
Residents are more than welcome
Bridal suite is occupied
Reasonable charges plus some little extra on the side
Charge them for the lice
Extra for the mice
Two per cent for looking in the mirror twice
Here a little slice
There a little cut
Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
When it comes to fixing prices
There are lots of tricks to know
How it all increases
All them bits and pieces Jesus!
It's amazing how it grows
Master of the House
Quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passerby
To pass him by
Servant to the poor
Butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher
And lifelong mate
Everybody's boon companion
Gives them everything he's got
Dirty bunch of greezers Jesus!
What a sorry little lot!
I used to dream
That I would meet a prince
But God Almighty,
Have you seen what's happened since?
`Master of the house?'
Isn't worth me spit!
`Comforter, philosopher'
- and lifelong shit!
Cunning little brain
Regular Voltaire
Thinks he's quite a lover
But there's not much there
What a cruel trick of nature
Landed me with such a louse
God knows how I've lasted
Living with this bastard in the house
Master of the house.
Master and a half!
Comforter, philosopher
Ah, don't make me laugh!
Servant to the poor. Butler to the great.
Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!
Everybody bless the landlord!
Everybody bless his spouse!
Everybody raise a glass
Raise it up the master's arse.
Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house!

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guess what movie i watched :iconhurrplz:

lol, so i guess its a pretty good movie, but i think the musical is better..sorry for offending...

So far, my favorite characters are the Thernadiers...:heart:..even if..well..they were the bad people or somehtin, but I like how Helena Bonham-Carter acted XD

omg..Marius and Cosette..my feels :""">

~Characters belong to me and ~BeDigital
~Les Miserables belong to Victor Hugo..
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~DashieMoulinRouge Jan 20, 2013  Student Writer
^^ Great picture!
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=TheLeatherNotebook Jan 20, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Thanks :D
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~DashieMoulinRouge Jan 20, 2013  Student Writer
No prob. ^^
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=TheLeatherNotebook Jan 20, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Are u a fan of les mis?
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Mood: Joy ~DashieMoulinRouge Jan 21, 2013  Student Writer
A huge fan! :) Just saw it for the second time last night and cried a bunch. :/
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why? Why did you cry a bunch?
Cryable parts for me: ValJean's redemption/change
"LOvely ladies"
I dreamed adream (Kind of)
Eponine's death
Gavroche's death
Enjore's death
Javert giving Gavroche medal
"Empty chairs at empty tables"
Javert's death (But not in the new one. In the Liam Neeson as Jean Valjean)
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~DashieMoulinRouge Apr 11, 2013  Student Writer
My cry points:

I Dreamed a Dream
All of the DEATH
Empty Chairs at Empty Tables
Epilogue

:)
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:iconjoshuarmour15:
Ok. I said Cryable points. Not cry points. Cry point were this: Empty chairs at empty talbes and Javert giving Gavroche medal. lol sorry. I constantly put random stuff up. :D
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=TheLeatherNotebook Jan 21, 2013  Student Digital Artist
My sis got the movie on her laptop ((piracy thingy XD))

I love little Colette...i mean Cosette XD
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